Forsaken Randomness

I am a very random man.This is hopefully an output for random, philosophical, entertaining, crazy and/or visual randomness.
Whether you like it or not? I dont care. But Im hoping you are at least entertained :)
Recent Tweets @flame_fingers

bestnatesmithever:

tenaflyviper:

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

You’re already asking for trouble as it is by doing your signage in Comic Sans, let alone adding quotation marks as if you were describing your business in a back alley in Detroit.

Here’s their website

http://www.thecarpetstore.us/

Holy crap I can’t stop laughing at this and feeling infuriated at the same time!

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

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unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

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bestnatesmithever:

manvchild:

spotastic:

I first saw this Abbot & Costello sketch when I was in middle school. It blew my mind. It was my first lesson in bullshitting and justification.

For some reason I woke up this morning thinking about it.

Damn I love it. So Good.

NEW MATH

I’m curious how many numbers they tried before they found one that worked for this sketch. This is pretty great.

bestnatesmithever:

e-mprov:

Here’s your E-MPROV reaction GIF of the day. Points to whoever can use this the best.

I’ve been searching for the right GIF to pair this with. Can you find one? Tag e-mprov in your post.

Any of these maybe?

bestnatesmithever:

e-mprov:

Here’s your E-MPROV reaction GIF of the day. Points to whoever can use this the best.

I’ve been searching for the right GIF to pair this with. Can you find one? Tag e-mprov in your post.

Any of these maybe?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9

More?

British Tumblr photoset #8

Canadian Tumblr Photoset #10

I love Scottish people XD

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Watching several people do live tumblring and tweeting of the new TMNT movie and I can feel the hate seeping through my screen lol
I’m watching it on Friday for charitable fundraising reasons (otherwise I wouldn’t put money up for it) and I’m pretty sure my reactions will be just like theirs

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

Geezus

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The genius of XKCD… and now I’m singing all of them like a crazy mad man
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